You and your girlfriend rent a movie for the night. Which one?
I vote for a Kung Fu movie, but she keeps complaining about the mistakes in it.
Snoopy!
She agrees to anything I pick 'cos we're gonna turn it off to have sex anyway.
Friday the 13th and From Dusk Till Dawn Director's Cut, but she falls asleep because romant
A good porno.
Does your ex cast a shadow over your relationship?
I guess, though the shadow's a bit larger at full moon.
I don't think so, but she keeps talking about her daddy...
No, she's only had one-night stands so far.
As far as I know, very few of her exes do cast shadows at all.
He casts a hammer.
You rent an apartment for you and your girlfriend. What is the most important thing to take care of?
A big bed.
Room for a coffee machine. She didn't say coffin, did she?
No bars in front of the windows.
Unbreakable windows.
Unbreakable furniture.
Your girlfriend asks you for Manolo Blahniks for her birthday. What do you get her?
Sneakers. They are a classic for running and fighting.
A car? I have no idea what Manolo Blahniks is, but she can still turn the car into this if she doesn
A very expensive pair of shoes.
Dead Carrie Bradshaw.
Sex. When she asks me where her shoes are, I tell her she mixed th
If one of the following songs had been written about your girlfriend, what would it be?
Maniac
Witchcraft
Show must go on
You drive me crazy
Let's talk about sex