To know which Bollywood actress will be your wife?

Your girlfriend calls you on your cell phone and tells you she urgently needs your help. What happened?

The moon talked to her.

She wants sex.

Oh... I forgot.

She got attacked by a dozen demons and some vamps, but by the time I arrive, they're all de

Hell froze over.

Nobody's perfect. What's your girlfriend's adorable little flaw?

She's a lunatic.

She's a nympho - wait, that's not a flaw...

She changes her hair color with the season.

She's a murderess.

She's a necrophile.

What about your sex life?

Magic.

I'll end up in hell or in the jungle, so let's just skip this question.

Pretty good, provided that our bedroom isn't overrun by bunnies.

Great! Save me a hospital bed, ok?

I see a whip, and I see...

You are out with your girlfriend. Suddenly you realize she's drinking too much alcohol and beginning to act in a weird way.

As long as there's no bleached blond vampire near her, let her drink!

Something must be done - I'll drink it for her.

Beer? Bad!

Hide all her spell books, I don't want to end up blind or marrying my chemistry teacher...

What's the difference?

You've bought your girlfriend a pet. What would that be?

Fish. Wonder why that made her cry?

A cat. It's like her: individualistic, sexy and dangerous.

A dog. It will always protect her.

A bunny. Hey, where are you going, honey?

A puppy. Wonder where it got to...