John’s mother has 4 kids,
3 daughters, and 1 son.
The girls are named April,
June, and July,
what is the name of the son?
A blue house has blue walls,
a red house has red walls,
and a yellow house has yellow walls.
What are the walls of a green house?
I am called golden,
I happen to be in a lot of awkward situations.
But as soon as you speak my name I am gone, what am I?
My weird dog Spot
I am stronger than the Hulk,
I am more evil than the devil,
the poor have me,
the rich need me,
if you eat me, you'll die, what am I?
The man who makes has no need for it,
The man who buys it does not need it,
The man who uses it does not feel it nor see it, What is it?
Really bad drugs
There was a green house,
inside the green house there was a white house,
inside the white house there was a red house,
and inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
The Green Hospital
What gets broken without being held?
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
What can you catch but not throw?
I have 10 pet fish,
since I am a stupid child,
I accidentally let 5 of them drown,
but somehow 3 were just playing dead and came back to life,
how many do I have left?